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Cork ‘Screw’ Bill & Hillary ‘Nut’ Cracker for Sale! - $25 (ABQ, NM)
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I have (1) Corkscrew Bill and (1) Hillary Nutcracker for Sale! Bill, can screw open your finest wine. Hillary, can crack your nut with ease. Price includes "BOTH" items!
INSTRUCTIONS:
Bill: Pull corkscrew forward. Insert into cork. Screw, screw, screw, screw, screw...
Hillary: Place nut between legs. Squeeze tightly, tightly, tightly, tightly, tightly, tightly…
You may not find these two Collectable action heroes attractive but they work as intended.
** THESE COLLECTABLE ITEMS VALUE WILL ONLY INCREASE WITH TIME. **
ATTN: Direct Phone Queries ONLY! All Text Messages & Emails Ignored. I'm Tired Of People Who Waste My Time.
ATTN: Final Price: $25.00 | Price Non-Negotiable | Available Now: (Mon-Sun: 10am-10pm) | Cash Only. Thanks.