I have a van powered by solar, with backup batteries, sink, toilet, everything. It fits in any standard parking spot
I am clean and neat, I am willing to submit to a background check and am overall pretty nice.
I work as a server/bartender and just need a place to park and an address to get mail.
I don't need to use your house ever, or shower or anything.
You get 100$ a month for me parking there. No further work required!