Most of my family is crazy but my sister loves our grandmother who is very sick And needs to visit her while she can. She has the unfortunate task of dealing with the insanity of the rest of the family without me. So, I’m looking for someone to pretend to be me for the week. Most of these people have not seen me since childhood and hopefully have forgotten I exist so looks really don’t matter but persons with blonde hair or a blonde wig between the ages of 30-65 are preferable. Your primary responsibility is to comfort my sister while making the rest of the family as uncomfortable as possible. Liquor can be provided for you to douse yourself in. This is for everyone’s, especially your own benefit. If you look as though drugs have ravaged you for many years you will be given preference. Anything goes. Have fun and do your best to match the crazy of this group of self righteous lunatics.
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